MK
fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

National Poetry Month Day 19: To His Mistress Going to Bed by John Donne

literarymagpie:

COME, madam, come, all rest my powers defy ; 
Until I labour, I in labour lie. 
The foe ofttimes, having the foe in sight, 
Is tired with standing, though he never fight. 
Off with that girdle, like heaven’s zone glittering, 
But a far fairer world encompassing. 
Unpin that spangled breast-plate, which you wear, 
That th’ eyes of busy fools may be stopp’d there. 
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime 
Tells me from you that now it is bed-time. 
Off with that happy busk, which I envy, 
That still can be, and still can stand so nigh. 
Your gown going off such beauteous state reveals, 
As when from flowery meads th’ hill’s shadow steals. 
Off with your wiry coronet, and show 
The hairy diadems which on you do grow. 
Off with your hose and shoes ; then softly tread 
In this love’s hallow’d temple, this soft bed. 
In such white robes heaven’s angels used to be 
Revealed to men ; thou, angel, bring’st with thee 
A heaven-like Mahomet’s paradise ; and though 
Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know 
By this these angels from an evil sprite ; 
Those set our hairs, but these our flesh upright. 
    Licence my roving hands, and let them go 
Before, behind, between, above, below. 
O, my America, my Newfoundland, 
My kingdom, safest when with one man mann’d, 
My mine of precious stones, my empery ; 
How am I blest in thus discovering thee ! 
To enter in these bonds, is to be free ; 
Then, where my hand is set, my soul shall be. 
    Full nakedness !  All joys are due to thee ; 
As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be 
To taste whole joys.   Gems which you women use 
Are like Atlanta’s ball cast in men’s views ; 
That, when a fool’s eye lighteth on a gem, 
His earthly soul might court that, not them. 
Like pictures, or like books’ gay coverings made 
For laymen, are all women thus array’d. 
Themselves are only mystic books, which we 
—Whom their imputed grace will dignify—
Must see reveal’d.   Then, since that I may know, 
As liberally as to thy midwife show 
Thyself ; cast all, yea, this white linen hence ; 
There is no penance due to innocence : 
To teach thee, I am naked first ; why then, 
What needst thou have more covering than a man?

(x)

Hot damn.

The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.
Neil deGrasse Tyson’s response on Reddit when asked “What can you tell a young man looking for motivation in life itself?” (via amon-isis)
vintageanchorbooks:

Finally a blind date guaranteed to end in bed with you.

vintageanchorbooks:

Finally a blind date guaranteed to end in bed with you.

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

At what age did you lose your virginity?
Anonymous

kaylapocalypse:

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

post post modernism

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”